"And NOW..The Jerry Springer Show!"

"Let's bring out Janet who has a secret to tell her fiance."

And I see you have a child together. Oh this ain't HIS baby Jerry.

Oh I see. Then who's baby is it? The guy I been sleepin' with, Frank! That's my baby's daddy. I love him!

So why sleep with someone who's engaged? It's not often we recieve visitors here!

Janet's having your baby. How do you feel about that? It took a small accident to make it happen.

Well let's see what Brad has to say about this! He's been listening backstage.

I don't got nuthin' to say to her. She's a damn slut! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Ok Brad but don't you have a secret of your own? Yes I do, I've been sleeping with Frank too!

OK. Now, Riff Raff - your handyman - told our producers HE had a secret to tell his girlfriend Columbia. Come on out!

Hi Jerry! Riff, why don't you tell her why you brought her here today?

You know I love you right? Yeah!

But I need to let you know I've been cheatin' on you. What? Oh my God! Who is she?

Let's bring her out! Oh my God thats your brother! You're sick! She understands me better Jerry!

Ya well I got somethin' to tell you. I slept with your sister too!

Why dont you just have a threesome? My final thought- Even though it may seem fun to have sex with multiple partners..

..take the necessary precautions because you never know when those partners may be aliens. Till next time take care.

NOW THE VIRGIN SACRIFICE!